Inheritance-Cycle

          Eldest (a parody) Eragon sat on a durhurgal corpse, eating a chili cheese burrito, when he saw Ajihad riding a llama onto the battlefield all triumphantly.  “Aaaaayyyy!” he shouted to Eragon.  Eragon called back, holding his burrito in the air. Suddenly, Ajihad fell off his llama!  Eragon dropped his burrito and rushed over to the great king.  He kneeled down next to Ajihad, who was bleeding, and yelled, “NO!!!  YOU CAN’T DIE!!!!” Ajihad grimaced and wiggled away from Eragon.  “If I’m dying, then it’s from your breath”, he said, covering his nose. “I’m so sorry,

Look at this tapestry that I've weaved, Webbed with threads of illusions, And all of the alibis I've heaved Upon you in hope of collusion. Gaze into the scars that lie in my eyes, The fires within That once flickered like night skies, Now burn with furious guilt and misery, for I have spread myself too thin. The words that force through my lips Are disguised confessions. For I am no longer piloting my own ships, My soul is not among my possessions. My hands are slick with blood that I can make no attempt to wash away. Blood split at another's command, Memories that can only fade after the passage of days. Seems I inherited Moth